A Conversation Between Mr. and Mrs. Merna #1
by The Merna
Mrs. Merna: “Mr. Merna, we’ve been married for some time now, and I feel the time has come for me to finally tell you…
Mrs. Merna: “…I said ‘it’s time for me to tell you something…’ Something very important I feel you have a right to know…”
Mr. Merna (still focused on buttering his toast): “Mhmm, what’s that?”
Mrs. Merna: “Honey, I’m serious.”
Mr. Merna (Now, slightly concerned, and giving me his full attention): “What’s up hon? I’m listening.”
Mrs. Merna: “Growing up I….
…I’m a witch.
Mr. Merna: (Turns back to his toast).